its like disneyland but significantly less so


on the second day of school like


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"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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(Roughly) Ordered from Least to Most Personal

1: Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?

2: What is your favorite breakfast?

3: What kind of weather is your favorite?

4: When was the last time you climbed a tree?

5: What was your favorite year in school (so far)?

6: What colors has your hair been in your life?

7: Do you prefer your hair long or short?

8: What's your go to sitting around on the couch food?

9: What clubs do/did you participate in at school?

10: What's the first money you ever legitimately purchased?

11: What's the first album you ever legitimately purchased?

12: How would you describe your aesthetic?

13: What are little things that your good friends know about your that casual friends don't notice?

14: What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?

15: Do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed?

16: What's the strangest rumor that has ever been spread about you?

17: What is the most flattering compliment you remember receiving?

18: How involved were you in the drama of your high school?

19: What's the most uncomfortable thing a stranger online has said to you?

20: What's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

21: When sleeping with another person do you prefer to stay over at your house or theirs?

22: Do you ever send anonymous messages of any variety?

23: Do you feel comfortable running into people from your high school?

24: What laws are that you feel bothered by?

25: Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping?

26: Do you know how many people you have kissed?

27: What are things you find really sexy in other people?

28: What are your favorite parts of your own body?

29: What are you favorite places to be touched?

30: Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?

31: How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?



Charlie’s obsession with Dean’s nuts (it’s ok girl, I sweat his balls too)

Poor Dean!

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did u guys see the deer with the ribbon


this one did u see it

did u see this

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J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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“When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age.”

don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM (via restrictedthoughts)


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American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

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