its like disneyland but significantly less so

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

asylum-art:

Émeric Chantier Sculptures: Flowery Skulls

on Facebook, at Macadam gallery

Émeric Chantier presents objects covered verdure, arms or hearts covered vegetables , fetus wearing green and lying in a crucifix grenadeun flowery, flowery skull

(via prototype-the-walter-girl)

breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

(via just-jaimi)

seafiish:


CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

seafiish:

CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

(via prototype-the-walter-girl)

staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

(via prototype-the-walter-girl)

chocolateninjadonut:

thatdastardlydemon:

likipanda:

Sienna VS Markiplier

proof pole dancing takes fuckin strength

You Mean "Proof that strippers are superior to human beings"

THIS WAS THE FIRST POST I EVER SAW MARK IN LIKE A LONG TIME AGO. GUYS LOOK!

(Source: sadprotagonist, via listen-here-you-assbutt)